A broken heart

is simultaneously

the most glamorous and most banal thing

that will happen to most people.

It provides you with

an opportunity to indulge in tantrums and irrational behavior

that are usually only tolerated in

divas and celebrity powerhouses,

like drunkenness before noon and crying in public.

But at the same time

you're simply just experiencing something

that most people will go through several times in their lives,

all you can try to do is

make the best of it,and

milk it for all that its worth.